fat people cannot dress "Fashionable"

* small purses * leggings * big belts for the waist * skinny jeans * tight fitting coats * thin strapped/attractive bras

WHAT DO ALL THESE ITEMS HAVE IN COMMON???
these items look REALLY good on thin people
and REALLY bad on fat people - AND I like them

1.) Small Purses:

I always have a big bag because i feel like I need it to fit at least a sweatshirt so I can hide my body- I always need a hairbrush because I need to make sure my hair isnt stringy, and of course room for my makeup- so my face looks flawless and not oily or pimply. and lastly I usually have a big purse because I watched an episode of "what not to wear" and they said that fat people should not have small purses because it makes them look bigger- a good idea. Here are my thoughts on that: If i was confident enough with my body I wouldnt have to hide it in a spare sweatshirt and I wouldnt have to always be dolled up with my hair and makeup because id be more than just a pretty face. I bought a small purse because thats my goal and I am going to start to be confident from the inside out and not have to carry my whole life with me. Just essentials- chapstick, wallet, compact, mascara- DONE. This way I have my small purse with my as a reminder to keep my eye on the prize.

2.) Leggings:

PLEASE LET THESE STILL BE FASHIONABLE BY THE TIME I AM ABLE TO WEAR THEM WITHOUT GROSSING OUT THE GENERAL PUBLIC. I mean it doesnt get more comfy than some spandex and a long shirt. Who would have thought that the 80s would be back- PLEASE let this look stay until at least the spring LOL

3.) Wide Waist Belts:

I definately know that overweight people cannot pull this look off- it makes you look like a dumbell or hourglass or just a sausage that is cut in half and exploding at both ends. Basically anything that is squishing and seperating your rolls is to be frowned upon. This look helps mid-sized people appear to have a small waist, and helps thin-sized people appear to have boobs and butt- this look can help and seperate for a lot of people- JUST NOT FAT PEOPLE.

4.) Skinny Jeans:

I think the only reason I really want these is for some wardrobe variation, but they are called "Skinny" jeans for a reason- AND THAT REASON IS NOT BECAUSE THE HEM AT THE BOTTOM IS TAPERED. They are called skinny jeans because only skinny people can wear them. Its like a club: "Skinny people in Skinny jeans only" I think I want a pair of these because right now I cant wear them/pull them off- AND because they happen to be fashionable.

5.) Tight Fitting Coats:

Rather its a pea coat or a mini leather bomber jacket- I just feel like tight fitting coats flatter the "fit" but they dont make cute coats for the overweight and if they did they just wouldnt fit/look right. This applies to jean jackets also! As the cold weather approaches there are a LOT of cute coats that I know of and yet, I am stuck with my big ol columbia jacket until I do SOMEthing about this chub

6.) Thin Strapped/Cute Bras:

If I were someone important I would design matching bra and panty sets that could hold large boobs AND be somewhat cute! I would have less than an inch for a strap and I would have many more colors than black,white, nude, and baby pink. I am looking forward to losing weight because with that will come smaller boobs thus less back problems and way cuter bras